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Its the melded pair of Hanweir Garrison and Hanweir Battlements, neither of which can be your commander

When Meteor Golem enters the battlefield, destroy target non-land permanent an opponent controls

Players choose one legendary creature to command their forces and then choose 99 other cards to compliment that card's particular strengths

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Most goad abilities are phrased as Goad target creature, so youre certainly fulfilling the crime requirement