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You (literally) cant lose

Whenever one or more nontoken creatures you control die, create a green Fungus Dinosaur creature token with base power and toughness each equal to the total power of those creatures

Multiple one-drops create Clue tokens, which can be used to either draw a card later in the game or as a way to boost an affinity count

If your goal is maximum peace of mind, choose a sleeve color and finish that keeps the deck uniform and hides anything that could be considered a mark during a deck check

Hex Parasite will do it, as will Vampire Hexmage, which also adds a first strike creature to your graveyard