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The flavor text 'Magic often masters those who cannot master it' provides a clue

Maybe he bought the panties for her as a gift, or received them as some promotional giveaway whilst walking through the mall, and forgot he put them there

Five ink is relatively cheap cost for a card that can instantly deal with tough, high-willpower attackers or characters ready to churn lore and progress their player toward victory, so having Dragon Fire at the ready when you need it is always recommended

Similarly, a bunch of Eldrazi can process cards from the exile zone and put them into graveyards

The reprint values a saving grace, with a rock solid roster of heavily-played goodies