Wizards said that they didnt intend the card to be playable outside of casual Commander games and they ended up being correct about its power level
3 Bladewing the Risen Bladewing, Deathless Tyrant Blim, Comedic Genius Boris Devilboon Bullseye, Death Dealer Carnage, Crimson Chaos Chainer, Nightmare Adept Chaos, the Endless Crash, Reckless Endrider Desecrex, Gift of Servitude Dragonlord Kolaghan Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch Far Fortune, End Boss Flamewar, Brash Veteran Florian, Voldaren Scion Garland, Knight of Cornelia Garna, Bloodfist of Keld Garna, the Bloodflame Gev, Scaled Scorch Green Goblin, Nemesis Green Goblin, Revenant Grenzo, Dungeon Warden Greven, Predator Captain Grusilda, Monster Masher Imskir Iron-Eater Judith, Carnage Connoisseur Judith, the Scourge Diva Juri, Master of the Revue Kaervek the Merciless Kalain, Reclusive Painter Karazikar, the Eye Tyrant Kardur, Doomscourge Kefka, Dancing Mad Kellogg, Dangerous Mind Kethek, Crucible Goliath Kivni, Orb Weaver Kolaghan, the Storm's Fury Kroxa, Titan of Death's Hunger Kuja, Genome Sorcerer Lady Orca Lagomos, Hand of Hatred Laughing Jasper Flint Legate Lanius, Caesar's Ace Locke, Treasure Hunter Lucius the Eternal Lyzolda, the Blood Witch Madame Hydra Magar of the Magic Strings Mahadi, Emporium Master Malfegor Mary O'Kill Mauhr, Uruk-hai Captain Mishra, Claimed by Gix Mishra, Lost to Phyrexia Mishra, Tamer of Mak Fawa Mogis, God of Slaughter Monoxa, Midway Manager Neheb, the Worthy Nu and Sumi, Career Criminals Ob Nixilis, Captive Kingpin
The Pirate fleet's arsenal also includes Amorphous Axe (which gives the equipped creature +3/+0), Armory of Iroas (which gives the equipped creature a +1/+1 counter each time it attacks) and Grafted Wargear (which gives the equipped creature +3/+2 and kills the creature of the Equipment comes off)
I'll begin with the former
Provided you stick around long enough to hear the end of some of those sagas
