At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring
Then you can self-bounce a land and give something trample for 2 mana and then play it again for another slate of landfall triggers
Depending on how many fetchlands you have in a deck, you may not be adventuring this out on Turn 1, but thats okay, given the flexibility of this for the long game
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It follows, then, that protection from everything is profoundly powerful, as it means "this card can't be blocked, targeted, enchanted, or damaged by anything." A Creature with protection from everything can't be blocked, can't be targeted by Lightning Bolt or Slice from the Shadows, and can't be locked down by a Pacifism or Icy Manipulator