Troll, he just holds up his hand and shouts, "No sir!" You can feel free to do this when casting him, but I recommend using it sparingly since it can get annoying over time
Not to mention, you get the 2/2 Cat Tokens leftover from the Chariot
Fast forward to the present day, I'd like to think I have one of the biggest Mizzou alumni collections in the world, collecting across any sport where I can find a Mizzou alum on cardboard(not always an easy task to find)

Alchemy: Ixalan Card Image Gallery WHITE | BLUE | BLACK | RED | GREEN MULTICOLORED | ALL CARDS SPELLBOOKS | CONJURED CARDS WHITE Cogwork Progenitor Legion's Chant Radiant Smite Valiant Batrider BLUE Herald's Reveille Hymn to the Ages Landlore Navigator Plunderer's Prize BLACK Chitinous Crawler Dusk's Landing Legion Reconsecrator Mycelic Ballad Phantasmal Extraction RED Caldera Breaker Kamachal, Ship's Mascot Pirate's Landing Ribald Shanty GREEN Colossal Chorus Mythweaver Poq Propagator Primordium Scalespeaker Shepherd Wingbane Vantasaur MULTICOLORED Brazen Boarding High Marshal Arguel Merfolk Tunnel-Guide Mycoid Resurrection Reflection Net Scalesoul Gnome Stalwart Speartail Tan Jolom, the Worldwalker Spellbooks Brazen Boarding Admiral Beckett Brass Corsair Captain Spyglass Siren Staunch Crewmate Scalespeaker Shepherd Ancient Imperiosaur Burning Sun's Avatar Carnage Tyrant Charging Monstrosaur Etali, Primal Conqueror // Etali, Primal Sickness Ghalta, Primal Hunger Gishath, Sun's Avatar Quartzwood Crasher Regisaur Alpha Ripjaw Raptor Shifting Ceratops Territorial Allosaurus Tranquil Frillback Verdant Sun's Avatar Zacama, Primal Calamity Conjured Cards Colossal Chorus Caldera Breaker Volcanic Geyser Wingbane Vantasaur Savage Stomp Naturalize High Marshal Arguel Arguel's Blood Fast

Its efficiency and flexibility make it one of the first cards experienced players put into any black deck