mtg spider cards Subtype: Spider, Colors: Green, 111 Damage cant be prevented. Magic: the Gathering (Best Sellers)

An expensive mana base helps a lot with that

Uniquely, the new cards introduced by Foundations will remain legal in Standard format Magic until at least 2029 , breaking from the usual two- to three-year rotation

So if they give five open mana, you can just exile six cards to make sure your opponent wont be able to resolve their spell

The current top four commons for red are ranked as follows: Person of Interest Shock Galvanize Offender at Large (Red Herring is a close #5) Person of Interest overperforming should show you the value of small creatures/multiple bodies

Unfortunately, it probably wont find a home in many decks outside of equipment-based commander decks, but I feel like it is better than it seems at a glance