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The bearded guy or the other guy

Puresteel Paladin allows you to equip for free as long as you control at least three artifacts, while Crackdown Construct gets +1/+1 until the end of turn whenever you activate an artifact's non-mana ability

Excalibur II This one-drop colorless life-gain caring Equipment with a cost of three will put a counter here for each life you gain and then the dork you equip gains a size boost equal to that charge count

It also allowed a lot of room for flavor text

You can combo it with March Of Wretched Sorrow so if you have to discard for hand size you can exile black cards to discount it to gain more life and deal damage to a creature or planeswalker