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In all honesty, Im just thankful that the Thopter Spy Network doesnt make you eat those cardboard tokens

Combined with cards like Toralf, God of Fury and a nice assortment of powerful spells, giants, and wizards, Aegar can get you significant card advantage really quickly if you play it right

Playtested a bit and had a hard time getting the jank on, I feel you could get more consistency with cards like Brainstorm, Preordain, or even Index which could help feed Thermo-Alchemist

When Long River Lurker enters, target creature you control can't be blocked this turn

Adding a Riftsweeper is also likely in your best interests