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Dare you build it as a colorless Commander

Tezzeret's zero ability won't protect him on an empty board, but reasonable cards to get a free +1/+1 counter and an untap on turn three include Diversion Unit, Demon Wall, Piggy Bank, Tough Cookie, Twitching Doll, Zookeeper Mechan, Gleaming Geardrake, and Mendicant Core, Guidelight

Hes not kidding

You get the trigger when it enters the battlefield, and with black, there will be many ways to bring it back from the graveyard when it dies to do it all over again, even if you dont make it monstrous

Tribal decks like Deathtouch and Elves were possible in the Standard and Limited formats with the launch of KHM