funny mtg card where you win even if you lose Rules Text: you, win, the, game, 59 cards Lily Bowen, Raging Grandma Magic:

If the enchanted creature would be destroyed, you must remove all damage from it (if it has any) and destroy the Aura that has umbra armor instead

Hazoret, Godseeker The name here comes the fact that Hazorets siblings all died during Hour of Devastation , so she had to go look for other gods to join the Amonkhet pantheon

Icetill ExplorerIcetill Explorer: A card that lets you both play lands from your graveyard and play an additional land, perfect for Walk the AeonsWalk the Aeons

All the others need you to have survive a turn or fulfil criteria on the board to be cards up right away

Stuff like Timetwister could effectively gain a ton of life, and Gaea's Blessing makes you very hard to kill