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If the target creature isn't the source of the ability, the target also gains all the abilities of the creature with backup that are printed below its backup abilities

To give it some credit, it's one of the more legible cards in a sea of indiscernible textboxes

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This 2/2 with vigilance from Foundations Jumpstart certainly fits that bill

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