$1 pokemon cards Boltund | Sword & Shield or Alola region Pokemon First Partner Illustration Collection

Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord provides your creatures with lifelink during your turn and Famished Paladin untaps whenever you gain life

Its disgusting, but really, you gotta play it when it can cost as little as two mana

Then you can +1 him to force only dorks in the zone to block that region this turn, so you can put your beating 5/5 flying Commander into the same zone as some grounded dorks to get past

In case you've not already spotted this very unusual upcoming precon, the premise is to combine a bunch of alternate wincons into one janky pile

Thematically, nearly every card in Kaldheim is an absolute banger - the kind of thing you could happily sing a song about while drinking mead and doing your taxes