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only to realise that the dog’s been too busy scoring strikes to bother with dinner

you'll be turning heads (and possibly confusing a few people) as they try to figure out why "bar" seems to have turned into something a bit more

but because Chuck Norris doesn’t need two chopsticks

” – and let’s face it

the best motivation comes from an unexpected source

I'd Be Famous Too, If I Was Hung Like That T-Shirt Size:4XL only to realise that theThere are very few things in life more spiritual and tranquil than hanging out with your mates in late summer, watching the sun set behind the rolling hills of a lush English countryside. Couple that with a gentle breeze dancing off the WMD you were blessed with at birth, swinging between your legs, and you would be easily forgiven to believe you were a true gift from God. For those who can relate, if is a matter of when, not if, that fame will find