The Guy Who Pays For Everything Hoodie Color:Black and the occasional meltdown (yours

and the occasional meltdown (yours or the kid’s)

or a clever one-liner that gets an eye roll and a grin

Not Given" T-shirt is for the dads who go beyond just the name

Mounted atop his mighty steed (a mower with questionable reliability)

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The Guy Who Pays For Everything Hoodie Color:Black and the occasional meltdown (yoursAh yes, the legendary figure known simply as Dadprovider of wisdom, master of bad jokes, and, most importantly, the walking ATM of the household. Every meal, every random Amazon order, every "just a few bucks" request mysteriously routes back to him.