Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from loose lips") [Unstable] Gate Whenever you cast a creature

Whenever you cast a creature spell of the chosen type

{R}: Pyrohemia deals 1 damage to each creature and each player

Set: Arabian Nights Type: Creature — Turtle Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{U} Giant Tortoise gets +0/+3 as long as it's untapped

Sacrifice War Dance: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn

Set: Beta Edition Type: Sorcery Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{R} Destroy target land

Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from loose lips") [Unstable] Gate Whenever you cast a creatureSet: Unstable Type: Artifact Creature Cyborg Knight Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W}{W} First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the juicer."