But I have no choice if I want to have any shot at getting through the rest of this mess
In case recent creations like Colossal Dreadmask and Nulldrifter didn't already make it clear, Magic: The Gathering's designers are proving they can meme it up as much as the online community, with loads of strange cards coming out of Mystery Booster 2
Instead of dealing damage, any damage Szadek would deal instead causes a player to mill that many cards, and then Szadek gets that many +1/+1 counters, doubling how many cards will be milled the next turn
Zell Dincht does much the same as that, except it doesnt stop you from missing your regular land drops at the same time
This was a novel concept in the Pokemon TCG , and, as such, cards featuring the LEGEND sub-type are hot commodities on the secondary market