Monkey Pizza Theory Size:L and anyone who’s watched life

and anyone who’s watched life completely ignore their carefully constructed roadmap

Whether you’re lighting up

and just enough plausible deniability to wear in public without immediately getting tackled by HR

and an attitude that says it all

and somehow still gets stared at like they just explained quantum physics to a houseplant

Monkey Pizza Theory Size:L and anyone who’s watched lifeDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Most people have heard some version of the old "infinite monkey theorem"the idea that if you gave enough monkeys enough time, one of them would eventually type the complete works of Shakespeare. That's a fascinating thought experiment, but frankly, we're just relieved they found flour, yeast, tomato sauce, pepperoni, cheese, and beer first. This shirt celebrates the much more practical side of mathematical