It begins in Johnny space
Dark Prophecy More resilient than the next few cards because its not a creature, Dark Prophecy is also harder to cast, harder to recur, and only triggers off your team
The only true drawback artifact you can give someone right now is Geist-Fueled Scarecrow
Enchantment Color tag templates(None) Fight Rigging Hideaway 5 (When this enchantment enters, look at the top five cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control
Granted, you do need to have this return at least two creatures to really feel like you got good value, but it only gets better with each passing turn