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The sweetheart neckline is so cute and it fits like a glove.

Of course, one major reason for this is that the author's attempts at metaphor, allegory, and forshadowing are utterly ham-fisted

Designed with an asymmetrical draped neckline, this sleeveless silhouette exudes effortless glamour

This black cashmere sweater from Everlane is becoming a staple item in my wardrobe, fast

And so, to mitigate my inane internal crisis, I called in some shoe liftshidden foam inserts that would ostensibly bump me up a few Sarkozy-ian inches to make me feel regal, confident enough to perhaps cajole Muammar Qaddafi into a bilateral nuclear agreement with France