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Because sometimes you don’t need therapy — you need a plush cat with dead eyes and emotional damage
and stalk your prey — all while looking like aquatic chaos incarnate
these tips keep things smooth
Perfect for the lone wolf who wants affection on their own terms—no texts
Better safe than soggy
Emotional Support Chicken ODDVAULT Because sometimes you don’t needToo emotionally unavailable to scream? Let the chicken do it for you. This 13" rubbery rage vessel squawks louder than your inner voice and stares into the void so you dont have to. Comes with a vest for official support, but lets be realthis bird is just here to vibe, scream, and silently judge your life choices with love.
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