Or you could bounce it or recur it
It's clear that he was meant to be a fun casual card for Commander tables and the like, but it turned out he did just the right things for just the right costs to be viable enough
Even if they do, you gain life and draw a card, so not all is lost
Since you have the infrastructure to hit already, why not add in two more combat damage triggers that also boost the power by two and thus the Commander Damage clock is sped up as well and giving two key protections from targeted removal like Beast Within and burn like sweeping Blasphemous Act
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