mtg parody cards Splatter - Promo Spoof Magyc - Slackmaster Zimmerman 1995 CCGHouse RA Curious George Dark Ritual Magic

You can tap the Cradle to add green mana equal to the number of creatures you control

Last updated on July 31, 2025 Temple of the Dead | Illustration by Viko Menezes Bats have been around Magic for a while, although in small numbers

Cleaver Skaab multiplies your Zombies by sacrificing nontokens and doubling their presence, creating sudden tempo swings

Then you can lean into making Jolene a threat that can kill players with commander damage, or just play big, splashy finishers to bludgeon your opponents into submission

This card can be especially interesting with instants and attack trigger doublers like Isshin, Two Heavens as One