Just bounce their best thing, copy your Dowser, draw a card and get back your Epiphany
If I dont purchase them, will they haunt my journeys through the world, warping everyone into tiny thin game pieces in an increasingly feverish nightmare until Im forced to confront my moral failing head on
Siege-Gang Commander is a classic Goblin Staple: It comes into play with two 1/1 Goblin tokens, and can sacrifice Goblins to do two damage to a target for two mana
Eerie Interference Eerie Interference is just Hindervines without restrictions and the upside of saving your board from Blasphemous Act while acting as a traditional Fog
Then, when those creatures deal damage to a player, you make a Treasure token, look at the top card of their library, and exile it face down