If this card attacks your opponent directly and reduces their LP to 0 while you control no other monsters, you win the Match
You can only use this effect of "Parasite Paranoid" once per turn
Youll probably know that your report card is going to be bad before you get it, so talk to your teachers before report-card day to get your improvement plan under way
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